There is a lot of controversy surrounding the 'presale' that Ben.eth put on for his $PSYOP token. Many people were dismayed when the airdrop occurred and their initial investment value dropped over 90%. Nobody was more confused about this entire situation than leaders at the IRS. The IRS spends so much time, effort, and money trying to ensure that citizens who owe taxes (the validity of 'owing taxes' is up for debate). However after seeing Ben.eth raise a cool $6 million in such a short amount of time, IRS leaders have been left scratching their heads. One insider told us that high-ups in the IRS are considering reaching out to Ben.eth for a consultation. Their main goal is to figure out a strategy to get more US taxpayers to voluntarily send the IRS funds. The IRS figures that if Ben.eth can get so many people to send him money even when so many other people are saying it's a scam, they can get some people to send them money since even they know that taxes are a scam at this point.

Many investors have made out handsomely over the years investing in banks. However, with the recent massive drops in value that many banks have experienced over the last week, investors are starting to sweat. Banking charts have started to look like memecoin rugs that have been occurring over the last couple of weeks. If you have spent any time on Twitter the past couple of weeks, you are well aware of $PEPE and how it has kicked off memecoin season in the crypto space. It seems like every other tweet has something to do with trying to find the next 10x coin to jump into to make some quick gains. We reached out to some seasoned banking investors who told us that the banking collapse is perfectly timed for getting investors used to their next endeavor: memecoin investing. Banking investors figure that if the banking charts look similar to the memecoin charts, then what’s the harm in moving investments into unbacked and completely speculative magic internet money? At the end of the day the value is all made up anyways right?

In recent news, the NFT market has hit a lull, leaving many traders in a state of despair. One such trader, Tom, was once a king in the digital world of non-fungible tokens, but now finds himself a mere shadow of his former self. Once a bright and buzzing individual, Tom's obsession with NFTs have turned him into a hermit, glued to his computer screen day and night. Profit was the game, and NFTs were the avenue. With enthusiasm at an all-time-low, Tom resorted to desperate measures in an attempt to bring up his spirits: he went outside. Unsure of where to go, Tom just stood in his backyard. It seemed apparent to us that he had no idea where to go. Perhaps he had forgotten the locations of his favorite spots from his former life. Before we could catch up with Tom, he had already retreated back into his mom's basement.  We will check back in with Tom the next time he goes outside. Rumor has it if he sees his shadow, we're in for a bear market for at least another 6 months.